[ ED. NOTE: I mentioned that I wanted to buy “Jetpack Joust” for the Wii in our office breakroom, and of course Angela took it to another level.
We do things big here at LRT. ]
[ ED. NOTE: Poor Angela thought she was being punished for her policy violation. But in reality, Wernher has been secretly building a pen in the LRT office courtyard to house her mythical beasts. I never said she couldn’t have them; I only said they couldn’t be in the office.
I just love happy endings, don’t you? ]
[ ED. NOTE: I knew it! Angela’s been hiding her baby unicorn (unipony? ponycorn?) in here all along. I told her there’s no room for mythical beasts in the office; I hate to be a hardass, and I know she’s not happy about it, but it’ll have to go outside. ]
[ EDIT: I now realize I apparently ate unicorn food. Eeeeew. ]
[ ED. NOTE: If I’d known that letting Angela keep her mythical beasts in a pen outside of the LRT offices was going to result in so much extra work, I probably wouldn’t have allowed it. Besides, shouldn’t Dara the Intern be walking the babyzillas? I mean, I have real work to do. ]
[ ED. NOTE: Apparently Angela’s been storing more than just her unipony in the supply room all this time. Dramatic teary-eyed protests aside, they have to go. Sorry, I know she loves her mythical creatures, but rules are rules. ]