[ ED. NOTE: I asked Wernher to come in and remove the swing in the breakroom, because I keep running into the damned thing every morning on my way to get coffee.
But it turns out that it’s, um, sorta fun…
And no, Angela, it’s not your turn yet. ]
[ ED. NOTE: Look, Jason, I know it’s your birthday. That’s why Angela and I invited you over to the LRT office to play Justice League with us today. But if you don’t get your polite Canadian hands off of my octuple espresso, I won’t hesitate using this Batarang on your ass. ]