[ ED. NOTE: The stockings are hung by the chimney with care. Also, nails.
We’re closing up shop for the weekend; we’ll be back with our regular nonsense on Monday 12/28. Everyone here at Low Resolution Theatre wishes you a Merry Christmas and hopes you have a happy and safe holiday! ]
All of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names.
And most of them were later tried and convicted on 2nd degree murder and hate crime charges as well.
People have been singing “We Wish You a Merry Christmas” since the sixteenth century and, understandably, Figgy Pudding is really damned sick of hearing it.
FACT: the original lyrics to Frosty the Snowman described him as “a nasty, hateful dick”. They were later changed to “a jolly, happy soul” so that the 1969 Rankin-Bass TV special could get past the censors.
The scientists at MegaHyperGlobalCorp were known for having some pretty crazy Christmas parties in their lab.