The lab rats were at it again, and Bernie began wishing he’d taken that job at CERN rather than heading the MegaHyperGlobalCorp research labs.
The sole purpose of MegaHyperGlobalCorp’s dinosaur cloning program was to determine if the creatures did, in fact, say “rawr”.
Five years of research and $50 billion later, they had their answer.
Many conspiracy theorists still cling to the belief that the government is hiding flying saucers at Area 51.
They couldn’t be more wrong.
MegaHyperGlobalCorp had poured billions of R&D dollars into developing a tasty synthetic coffee substitute, with poor results.
They were about to pull the plug on Project Valdez, when one day in the laboratory, there was an amazing breakthrough…