“Hey, Jeff?”
“I’m trying to take a nap here, Gary.”
“You know what we are?”
“Getting weary of this joke, maybe?”
“We’re two peas in a vanilla pod!”
“I’m going to kill you in your sleep.”
“Hey Jeff, look! We’re two peas in a—”
“Yeah, two peas in an escape pod. Ha ha ha, Gary. Hilarious. You’ve only used that joke 50 times today. God, just shut up already.”
“Hey, Jeff, guess what we are?”
“This is not a good time, Gary. We’re in real trouble here.”
“Yeah, I know! We’re two peas and a cephalopod!”
“I hate you so much.”