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[ ED NOTE: Angela has been begging me to let the staff take some...

Fri, 23 Jul 2010 13:19:00 -0400

[ ED NOTE: Angela has been begging me to let the staff take some time off, and I finally gave in. Probably because she painted the walls blue, hung a paper sun, and covered the entire floor with an inch of sand.

It’s going to take Rosalita and Wernher a whole week to get this place cleaned up and back to normal, so we’re closing the LRT studios and taking next week off for summer vacation. There is fun and sun to be had outdoors.

We’ll be back to regular cartooning on Monday 8/2! ]

Unfortunately, young Peter Parker’s appalling lack of...

Thu, 22 Jul 2010 14:50:24 -0400

Unfortunately, young Peter Parker’s appalling lack of table manners tended to carry over into his Spider-Man persona.

“I’ve got to tell you again, Mr. Wasserstein,...

Wed, 21 Jul 2010 13:01:44 -0400

“I’ve got to tell you again, Mr. Wasserstein, I’m not sure you should have gone with the hot tub. I can still install a nice wading pool for you if you’d rather…”

[ ED. NOTE: It is our dear friend Sarah’s birthday, so we...

Tue, 20 Jul 2010 12:53:08 -0400

[ ED. NOTE: It is our dear friend Sarah’s birthday, so we invited her over to the LRT offices to hang out with us today.

Angela said they were just going to play arts and crafts while I worked. I figured she just meant the usual messy paper-mâché, but I just noticed that all off the Cokes and Mentos have disappeared from the break room.

This will not end well… ]

“Grandpa, tell me again about the olden times, when you...

Mon, 19 Jul 2010 12:53:23 -0400

“Grandpa, tell me again about the olden times, when you were young.”

“Well, Tommy, I met your Grandmother Mayfly when I was just a boy, about two hours ago…”

Clarence hated shopping for groceries at Wegmans, because they...

Fri, 16 Jul 2010 11:04:04 -0400

Clarence hated shopping for groceries at Wegmans, because they always stocked his favorite items on the top shelves.

Geoffrey had never called an escort service before, and was...

Thu, 15 Jul 2010 11:42:00 -0400

Geoffrey had never called an escort service before, and was disappointed when they misunderstood his request for a ‘wanton woman’…

In space, no one can hear ice cream.

Wed, 14 Jul 2010 11:27:35 -0400

In space, no one can hear ice cream.

Emmett had finally reached his limit with the sneaky mouse that...

Tue, 13 Jul 2010 11:04:11 -0400

Emmett had finally reached his limit with the sneaky mouse that kept eating all of his Cheetos®.

He knew the mouse would be back that night, and this time, Emmett would be prepared.

[ ED. NOTE: Angela and Rosalita got a little, um, over-enthused...

Mon, 12 Jul 2010 12:00:53 -0400

[ ED. NOTE: Angela and Rosalita got a little, um, over-enthused about the World Cup final this weekend. Unfortunately for them, I’m making both the winner and the loser clean up after themselves. ]

“And so, by the power vested in me by the Great Old Ones,...

Fri, 09 Jul 2010 11:49:00 -0400

“And so, by the power vested in me by the Great Old Ones, and the State of Indiana, I now pronounce you Cthulhu and wife. You may, uh, kiss the bride.”

The Nigiri Warriors and the Futomaki Rollers are among the most...

Thu, 08 Jul 2010 12:08:00 -0400

The Nigiri Warriors and the Futomaki Rollers are among the most notorious of Tokyo’s “umami gangs”, and often find themselves in violent turf battles.

“Dammit Bernie, have you been playing with that...

Wed, 07 Jul 2010 10:46:00 -0400

“Dammit Bernie, have you been playing with that Embiggenator Ray again? I’ve told you how much I hate when you bring work home with you. If you’re so smart, why don’t you use it on our bank account? Or better yet, drop your pants and use—”

“OKAY, okay, Francine, point taken. Jeez.”

Dr. Katzenberg had recommended that going to the carnival might...

Tue, 06 Jul 2010 10:36:00 -0400

Dr. Katzenberg had recommended that going to the carnival might lift Patrick’s spirits, but unfortunately he took her a bit too literally and only compounded his depression.

[ ED. NOTE: I woke up this morning wondering if I’d...

Mon, 05 Jul 2010 11:07:00 -0400

[ ED. NOTE: I woke up this morning wondering if I’d reminded Angela that today is an American holiday and that she didn’t have to come into work.

Nah, I’m sure she remembers… ]

Julio begged and pleaded, but it was no use. The principal had...

Fri, 02 Jul 2010 10:04:00 -0400

Julio begged and pleaded, but it was no use. The principal had already decided that he could no longer bring his pet salami to school.

“Hey Gretchen, check out the hot new guy. I think...

Thu, 01 Jul 2010 10:36:00 -0400

“Hey Gretchen, check out the hot new guy. I think he’s Italian.”

“Oooh…! He’s steamy!”

[ ED. NOTE: Angela suggested we take a daytrip to Niagara Falls...

Wed, 30 Jun 2010 09:07:00 -0400

[ ED. NOTE: Angela suggested we take a daytrip to Niagara Falls in honour of Canada Day tomorrow, which I think is a holiday that she just made up to get out of working today.

Also, does this barrel make me look fat? Or doomed? ]

FACT: The reptomammal known as the “tauntaun” is so...

Tue, 29 Jun 2010 10:26:00 -0400

FACT: The reptomammal known as the “tauntaun” is so named because of its proclivity for mocking and teasing the other native species of the planet Hoth.

For the 86th consecutive year, the Munchkinland High School...

Mon, 28 Jun 2010 11:06:00 -0400

For the 86th consecutive year, the Munchkinland High School basketball team finished the season with a 1-12 record.

Their single victory came, as it always did, against Lilliput Academy.