Wherein Tony Delgrosso writes his synaptic misfirings down into tiny story fragments, and Angela Black lovingly brings them to life one pixel at a time. Not safe for children, pets, or the easily offended.Tumblr (3.0; @lowres)http://lowresolutiontheatre.com/<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kzdt078s0G1qzftwgo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>[ <strong>ED. NOTE</strong>: Angela told me I’ve been working too hard and that I need to relax and have some fun. So she put me in my favorite costume and sent me out to do a tandem dive with an “experienced skydiver”.</p> <p>I really hope there’s a big fucking parachute in that bag, because I am <em>so</em> not relaxed right now. ]</p>http://lowresolutiontheatre.com/post/452396707http://lowresolutiontheatre.com/post/452396707Tue, 16 Mar 2010 11:43:18 -0400GERONIMOHMYGODIMMAGOSPLATT-rexcartooncomicIllustrationdrawinglow resolution theatreangela blackTony Delgrosso<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kzbyjm9LDa1qzftwgo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Although he enjoyed a long career as a television spokesman, Tony the Tiger was still a wild animal. It was only a matter of time before things went terribly wrong.</p>http://lowresolutiontheatre.com/post/450119915http://lowresolutiontheatre.com/post/450119915Mon, 15 Mar 2010 11:47:46 -0400hold that tigerFlakes. Of. Death.cartooncomicdrawingIllustrationlow resolution theatreangela blackTony Delgrosso<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz6ghlazvH1qzftwgo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>“You’re up here on the space station for six months, in zero gravity, and all you brought for entertainment is a Slinky, a paddleball, and Chinese Checkers?”</p> <p>“Yeah. Guess I didn’t think that one through.”</p> <p>“Clearly.”</p> <p>“Um, can I borrow your iPod?”</p> <p>“No.”</p>http://lowresolutiontheatre.com/post/443537520http://lowresolutiontheatre.com/post/443537520Fri, 12 Mar 2010 11:29:45 -0500Astronauts are smrtROFLZEROGRAVITYISScartooncomicdrawingIllustrationlow resolution theatreangela blackTony Delgrosso<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz4l04lB4e1qzftwgo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>[ <b>ED. NOTE:</b> We’re still pretty bummed about not getting the book deal, but this morning I came in and found two bound copies of all of our cartoons. I thought Angela had made them, but she thought <i>I</i> did it. Either way, it’s still great to see our stuff in print and know that someone believes in our work. I just wish I knew who made these things… ]</p>http://lowresolutiontheatre.com/post/441383615http://lowresolutiontheatre.com/post/441383615Thu, 11 Mar 2010 11:12:02 -0500Maybe it was sasquatchcartooncomicdrawingIllustrationDara the Internlow resolution theatreangela blackTony Delgrosso<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz2s8vDNn71qzftwgo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>“Let’s face it, Judith. It will never work between us. I can’t resist my attraction to Betty, and you’re already attached to Mitchell.”</p>http://lowresolutiontheatre.com/post/439237996http://lowresolutiontheatre.com/post/439237996Wed, 10 Mar 2010 11:53:19 -0500sticky lovecomiccartoondrawingIllustrationlow resolution theatreangela blackTony Delgrosso<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz0uyjex7i1qzftwgo1_r1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>[ <b>ED. NOTE:</b> Well, we didn’t land the book deal. I’m handling the disappointment with a day-long drip of Jameson’s. Angela and Dara the Intern seem to be drowning their sorrow with sweets.</p> <p>Hang on. Those pastries look <a href="http://lowresolutiontheatre.com/post/424363439/charlotte-knew-that-dating-a-co-worker-was-always">familiar</a>.. ]</p>http://lowresolutiontheatre.com/post/437001948http://lowresolutiontheatre.com/post/437001948Tue, 09 Mar 2010 10:56:00 -0500I hope you're not eating Charlotte and Bradleyalcohol fixes everythingcomiccartoondrawingIllustrationlow resolution theatreDara the Internangela blackTony Delgrosso<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyyzh3LQZz1qzftwgo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>“Hey Jeff!”</p> <p>“I am in pain here, Gary. Please don’t.”</p> <p>“You know what we are?”</p> <p>“Please. Don’t.”</p> <p>“We’re <a href="http://lowresolutiontheatre.com/search/two+peas">two peas</a> in a podiatrist’s office!”</p> <p>“I want a new roommate.”</p>http://lowresolutiontheatre.com/post/434798259http://lowresolutiontheatre.com/post/434798259Mon, 08 Mar 2010 10:39:03 -0500That's preposterous - peas don't even have feetJeffGarycartooncomicdrawingIllustrationlow resolution theatreangela blackTony Delgrosso<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kytgtf0gJQ1qzftwgo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YOU. Well, except for the few minutes each day when his contact lenses are irritating his eyes.</p>http://lowresolutiontheatre.com/post/428455052http://lowresolutiontheatre.com/post/428455052Fri, 05 Mar 2010 11:08:03 -0500The revolution will be astigmatizedcartooncomicdrawingillustrationlow resolution theatreangela blackTony Delgrosso<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyrmfioQ701qzftwgo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>[ <b>ED NOTE</b>: the rep from Snootyhouse Press has been here looking at our portfolio of comics all morning. She said our work is “jejune and quotidian at best”. I have no idea what that means, but I bet it’s good! ]</p>http://lowresolutiontheatre.com/post/426415402http://lowresolutiontheatre.com/post/426415402Thu, 04 Mar 2010 11:14:05 -0500book dealFAME! FORTUNE!comiccartoondrawingillustrationlow resolution theatreangela blackTony Delgrosso<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kypsnbtYR71qzftwgo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Charlotte knew that dating a co-worker was always a bad idea, but she couldn’t help having an enormous crush on Bradley. And she was pretty sure he liked her, too.</p>http://lowresolutiontheatre.com/post/424363439http://lowresolutiontheatre.com/post/424363439Wed, 03 Mar 2010 11:33:11 -0500sweet sweet lovin'comiccartoondrawingIllustrationlow resolution theatreangela blackTony Delgrosso<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kynwuwtoCv1qzftwgo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>[ <b>ED. NOTE:</b> Well, shit. Angela thought it’d be a good idea to use some Superglue in her <i>paper-mâché</i> paste, and now I have to get her unstuck from Dara and their paper dino before the <a href="http://lowresolutiontheatre.com/post/411450376/ed-note-a-publishing-company-rep-is-coming-to">publishing rep gets here</a>. ]</p>http://lowresolutiontheatre.com/post/422203935http://lowresolutiontheatre.com/post/422203935Tue, 02 Mar 2010 11:08:56 -0500This is an office, not a daycareAngela lost her supply closet privilegescartooncomicdrawingIllustrationlow resolution theatreDara the Internangela blackTony Delgrosso<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kym2hb5V9y1qzftwgo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>“May I take your order, sir?”</p> <p>“Yes, I’ll have the Brains Cassoulet, and the lady will have the Caesar Salad. With a side of brains.”</p>http://lowresolutiontheatre.com/post/420051578http://lowresolutiontheatre.com/post/420051578Mon, 01 Mar 2010 11:15:11 -0500braaaaaaainszombie date nightcartooncomicdrawingIllustrationlow resolution theatreangela blackTony Delgrosso<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kygiciiIm71qzftwgo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Woolly mammoths were <i>not</i> well suited to be lifeguards at the Public Tar Pits.</p> <p>This, and not an asteroid impact as is widely believed, led to the extinction of the dinosaurs.</p>http://lowresolutiontheatre.com/post/413457418http://lowresolutiontheatre.com/post/413457418Fri, 26 Feb 2010 11:12:00 -0500get a haircutsticky t-rex is stickycomiccartoondrawingIllustrationlow resolution theatreangela blackTony Delgrosso<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyerlyh0WH1qzftwgo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>[ <b>ED. NOTE:</b> A publishing company rep is coming to the office next week to talk about an LRT book deal, and I need to get the place cleaned up and looking professional. Not a good day to be making messy <i>paper-mâché</i> dinosaurs, ladies… ]</p>http://lowresolutiontheatre.com/post/411450376http://lowresolutiontheatre.com/post/411450376Thu, 25 Feb 2010 12:37:10 -0500tidy Tony is tidyit is *not* OCDdinosaursDara the InterncartooncomicIllustrationdrawinglow resolution theatreangela blackTony Delgrosso<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kycqm9lJ1Q1qzftwgo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Once marshmallows were introduced into the ecosystem, entire communities of formerly productive beavers were decimated by tooth decay. Four out of five Canadian dentists agree.</p>http://lowresolutiontheatre.com/post/409181998http://lowresolutiontheatre.com/post/409181998Wed, 24 Feb 2010 10:20:33 -0500FACTS!marshmallows have no natural predatorscartooncomicdrawingIllustrationlow resolution theatreangela blackTony Delgrosso<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyaz0zU1jD1qzftwgo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>[ <b>ED. NOTE:</b> Ever since I fell asleep during Angela’s “How to Draw Ghosties 101” session, everyone in the office has been snickering at me. I wonder what that’s all about… ]</p>http://lowresolutiontheatre.com/post/407185628http://lowresolutiontheatre.com/post/407185628Tue, 23 Feb 2010 11:26:59 -0500Snidely who?do these angry eyebrows make me look fat?cartooncomicdrawingIllustrationlow resolution theatreangela blackTony Delgrosso<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ky94b4frzo1qzftwgo1_r1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Amazingly, Raymond took the gold medal in speed skating, while the Australian took silver, and the American came in a close third for the bronze.</p>http://lowresolutiontheatre.com/post/405102559http://lowresolutiontheatre.com/post/405102559Mon, 22 Feb 2010 11:25:00 -0500IllustrationOlympicsTony Delgrossoangela blackcartooncomicdrawingkoalalow resolution theatreslothspeed skatingtortoise<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ky3jhlnDqh1qzftwgo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Ninjas often suffer depression from their loneliness, and cry themselves to sleep most every night. This is a little-known fact, as no one can hear them weeping.</p>http://lowresolutiontheatre.com/post/398741548http://lowresolutiontheatre.com/post/398741548Fri, 19 Feb 2010 11:08:09 -0500sad ninja is sadcomiccartoonIllustrationdrawinglow resolution theatreangela blackTony Delgrosso<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ky1q7k7eJr1qzftwgo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>[ <b>ED. NOTE:</b> Angela thought it’d be a good idea to let a couple of the <a href="http://lowresolutiontheatre.com/search/mythical+beasts">mythical beasts</a> out of their pen for some exercise today. I have no idea why the narwhal brought a butterknife to a shoulder fight.</p> <p>Also, this minotaur smells <i>terrible</i>. ]</p>http://lowresolutiontheatre.com/post/396795550http://lowresolutiontheatre.com/post/396795550Thu, 18 Feb 2010 11:38:08 -0500narwhals are dumbanyone know a good minotaur groomer?comiccartoondrawingIllustrationlow resolution theatreangela blackTony Delgrosso<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxzvne00CQ1qzftwgo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Despite his surfeit of powers, Superman does <i>not</i> possess the ability to hold his liquor.</p>http://lowresolutiontheatre.com/post/394891130http://lowresolutiontheatre.com/post/394891130Wed, 17 Feb 2010 11:40:26 -0500Worst. JLA. Pubcrawl. Ever.SupermancomiccartoonIllustrationdrawinglow resolution theatreangela blackTony Delgrosso