FACT: The reptomammal known as the “tauntaun” is so named because of its proclivity for mocking and teasing the other native species of the planet Hoth.
Kevin rides the train to work every single day, and always spends the time taking in the city’s scenery.
But today, of all days, he missed seeing a once-in-a-lifetime epic battle between Laser Pig and a rogue ninja snake.
Because he was too busy playing with his new iPhone 4.
[ ED. NOTE: Angela suggested we take a daytrip to Niagara Falls in honour of Canada Day tomorrow, which I think is a holiday that she just made up to get out of working today.
Also, does this barrel make me look fat? Or doomed? ]
For the 86th consecutive year, the Munchkinland High School basketball team finished the season with a 1-12 record.
Their single victory came, as it always did, against Lilliput Academy.
“Sometimes I just get tired of being so fantastic.”
“Don’t you think you’re stretching the truth a little, Mr. Richards?”
“I’m paying you for therapy, Dr. Katzenberg. Not bad puns.”