“And so, by the power vested in me by the Great Old Ones, and the State of Indiana, I now pronounce you Cthulhu and wife. You may, uh, kiss the bride.”
“Dammit Bernie, have you been playing with that Embiggenator Ray again? I’ve told you how much I hate when you bring work home with you. If you’re so smart, why don’t you use it on our bank account? Or better yet, drop your pants and use—”
“OKAY, okay, Francine, point taken. Jeez.”
[ ED. NOTE: I woke up this morning wondering if I’d reminded Angela that today is an American holiday and that she didn’t have to come into work.
Nah, I’m sure she remembers… ]
The Nigiri Warriors and the Futomaki Rollers are among the most notorious of Tokyo’s “umami gangs”, and often find themselves in violent turf battles.
Dr. Katzenberg had recommended that going to the carnival might lift Patrick’s spirits, but unfortunately he took her a bit too literally and only compounded his depression.
Julio begged and pleaded, but it was no use. The principal had already decided that he could no longer bring his pet salami to school.