“Dammit Bernie, have you been playing with that Embiggenator Ray again? I’ve told you how much I hate when you bring work home with you. If you’re so smart, why don’t you use it on our bank account? Or better yet, drop your pants and use—”
“OKAY, okay, Francine, point taken. Jeez.”
[ ED. NOTE: I woke up this morning wondering if I’d reminded Angela that today is an American holiday and that she didn’t have to come into work.
Nah, I’m sure she remembers… ]
Dr. Katzenberg had recommended that going to the carnival might lift Patrick’s spirits, but unfortunately he took her a bit too literally and only compounded his depression.
Julio begged and pleaded, but it was no use. The principal had already decided that he could no longer bring his pet salami to school.
[ ED. NOTE: Angela suggested we take a daytrip to Niagara Falls in honour of Canada Day tomorrow, which I think is a holiday that she just made up to get out of working today.
Also, does this barrel make me look fat? Or doomed? ]