Geoffrey had never called an escort service before, and was disappointed when they misunderstood his request for a ‘wanton woman’…
Emmett had finally reached his limit with the sneaky mouse that kept eating all of his Cheetos®.
He knew the mouse would be back that night, and this time, Emmett would be prepared.
“And so, by the power vested in me by the Great Old Ones, and the State of Indiana, I now pronounce you Cthulhu and wife. You may, uh, kiss the bride.”
[ ED. NOTE: Angela and Rosalita got a little, um, over-enthused about the World Cup final this weekend. Unfortunately for them, I’m making both the winner and the loser clean up after themselves. ]
The Nigiri Warriors and the Futomaki Rollers are among the most notorious of Tokyo’s “umami gangs”, and often find themselves in violent turf battles.