“Grandpa, tell me again about the olden times, when you were young.”

“Well, Tommy, I met your Grandmother Mayfly when I was just a boy, about two hours ago…”

Geoffrey had never called an escort service before, and was disappointed when they misunderstood his request for a ‘wanton woman’…

Emmett had finally reached his limit with the sneaky mouse that kept eating all of his Cheetos®.

He knew the mouse would be back that night, and this time, Emmett would be prepared.