March 2nd, 2010
[ ED. NOTE: Well, shit. Angela thought it’d be a good idea to use some Superglue in her paper-mâché paste, and now I have to get her unstuck from Dara and their paper dino before the publishing rep gets here. ]

[ ED. NOTE: Well, shit. Angela thought it’d be a good idea to use some Superglue in her paper-mâché paste, and now I have to get her unstuck from Dara and their paper dino before the publishing rep gets here. ]

March 1st, 2010
“May I take your order, sir?” “Yes, I’ll have the Brains Cassoulet, and the lady will have the Caesar Salad. With a side of brains.”

“May I take your order, sir?”

“Yes, I’ll have the Brains Cassoulet, and the lady will have the Caesar Salad. With a side of brains.”

February 26th, 2010
Woolly mammoths were not well suited to be lifeguards at the Public Tar Pits. This, and not an asteroid impact as is widely believed, led to the extinction of the dinosaurs.

Woolly mammoths were not well suited to be lifeguards at the Public Tar Pits.

This, and not an asteroid impact as is widely believed, led to the extinction of the dinosaurs.

February 25th, 2010
[ ED. NOTE: A publishing company rep is coming to the office next week to talk about an LRT book deal, and I need to get the place cleaned up and looking professional. Not a good day to be making messy paper-mâché dinosaurs, ladies… ]

[ ED. NOTE: A publishing company rep is coming to the office next week to talk about an LRT book deal, and I need to get the place cleaned up and looking professional. Not a good day to be making messy paper-mâché dinosaurs, ladies… ]

February 24th, 2010
Once marshmallows were introduced into the ecosystem, entire communities of formerly productive beavers were decimated by tooth decay. Four out of five Canadian dentists agree.

Once marshmallows were introduced into the ecosystem, entire communities of formerly productive beavers were decimated by tooth decay. Four out of five Canadian dentists agree.