Mark Twain, John Travolta, and Tom Wolfe had a lovely dinner together. The only downside to the evening was their unfortunate choice of going to an Italian restaurant.
First staged at the Globe Theatre in 1599, “Romeo and Cthulhiet” was never considered one of Shakespeare’s best works.
[ ED. NOTE: I’m going to the coffeeshop to get a bite to eat, but Angela says she’s already got a snack and OH MY GOD ANGELA PLEASE DON’T EAT JEFF AND GARY. They’re still under contract for three more cartoons! ]
That year, the Pulitzer Prize was awarded for an investigative piece on Johnson & Johnson, and where baby oil really comes from.
[ ED. NOTE: I knew I shouldn’t have gone to Mexico for a week and left these two in charge. Not a single cartoon is ready for next week, everything on my desk is completely out of place, and now that Dara has been wearing my writing helmet it’s going to smell like bubblegum and patchouli for a month. Guh.
Next time, I’m hiring a babysitter. ]


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Next time, I’m hiring a babysitter. ]](http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kx83z5FfyJ1qzftwgo1_r1_500.png)